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Brand Spankin New

Well the end for this site is near.(ahhh) But dont kill yourselves just yet. It has been decided that a new brand spankin new site will be produced.(any ideas for the name???post them on the msg. board. The new site will be bigger, better, faster and will be powered by P.M.Ds latest member...STAVEROS!! He has been employed by us as our wowser technition. More news soon. Twince


New Poll Added . Check out the Bottom of this page!!

Welcome all new first years - this will be the term you become accustomed to our ay-um fantastic site :) Special notice goes out to Mr Breaker - got your number. Anyways we have been lazy with the site recently, and it is for one reason...we havent had design with ashley!! Anyone who know's us will understand that this effectively was all four of our "Major project's" last year in design ...hehe. Have a good new term and get wasted - Penis.

READING FESTIVAL 2003

Well we have returned from Reading, and what a f**king good festival she was!! I don't even know where to start to be perfectly honest!! Thursday night was basically a wasted-fest and i can't even attempt to think what even happened that night...Friday however -with Blink OneEightyTwo headlining- was awesome, a great night. but the good stuff happened on Saturday with front-running, concrete jungling Pennywise :) rocking the arena (unfortunately mean fiddler didn't appreciate them enough to give them main stage) but just to hear the chants of 70-odd thousand people joining in Bro-Hymn brought a tear to the eye. Anyho. As you can imagine, having queued for approximately five hours just to see a good view of Pennywise we were fairly thirsty...So on leaving the 'mosh-pit' what better to quench a thirst than a bottle of Fanta - but not at 2quid a bottle!! Well we decided to 'slip' ourselves a bootle apiece, that was the plan until i saw guy hand me a 24-pack and shout 'run you penis, f**king run!' So we legged it for a fair way with a crate :) then we preceeded to sell the goods at a resonable 1pound, and bloody hell did they sell well!? "Get your festival fanta - just one pound a bottle - why can't everything orange be fanta? - you sir look like you need to quench that thirst, have a bottle of ice cold (yeah right) fanta" were just some selling chants...hehe. Then there was sunday - with the mighty metallica leading house - YEAH (right). We made a banner (a bloody massive tent-sized one at that) which said "Metallica you BASTARDS haven't you got enough money already? And proceeded to a warm welcome of 150,000 metallica ravers. We held firm for an hour in the main arena until we got a bottle or two to the head and decided to 'be from yer'. So we marched forth with an army of supporters and a bucketload of signatures on the banner. On our way back however we met the tent monster. A wasted waster in a tent basically. Someone rummikubbed him (to our delight :()) and trashed (and we mean oblitorated) his tent. then we set it on fire and ran...again. On our continued journey, even collecting a fully-fledged chair and setting it alight, to the continued fire-marshall's warnings. Well that wasn't gonna stop us - especially when he dramatised the drill of actions he would have to take to put her out, well we wanted to see for ourselves...and we did. Blue flashing lights from the fire engine, and an over-keen man with an extinguisher were soon upon us, and he took it the wrong way when i commented on how fun it looked and blasted me too. All this and i havent even told you about the psycho-mallet girl, the exploding fire, Tom Williams in the wheelie-bin and the super-keen wheelchair cripple who ploughed into a metal girder just to buy some fanta - ouch. We did help him back into the wheelchair though. phew. have a good summer guys - peace. Penis
Our Prayers Have been Answered
Following a prior conversation to this messaage, i have decided to ask the people of PurpleMonkeyDishWasher and any other opposers of BUZZ's tyranny! To sign a declaration or Charter to kick in "BUZZ" at any instance of comming into contact with him! Vote against BUZZ!

Well we can authorise this (oh yes we have the power) so please 'kick buzz' at leisure and state on the 'chat' board whether you support this action (people not supporting (yeh right) this action, please don't contact us...)

To hurl abuse at buzz directly you can contact him at buzz@hotmail.com...failing this try homosexual@gays_uk.gb (gay-boy

How To Put A Story On Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Well i suppose we better tell you how to put a story onto our fantastic site
its easy, just click on the link below to visit our message board.
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