Well What! we built the bloody site, we at least deserve a whole page for ourselves

Ahh the joys of having a whole page and nothing to put in it. I think I will start by putting this image of me and my gratest achievment to date.
I call it "The Killer Fridge" (thanks to Bunter for all his efforts in producing this fantastic image and getting it in to us)


Twince:
Hey, welcome to our website. We have thought very hard and being as we have had nothing else to do(because product design is crap and we do no work)we have decided to create a website of historically funny events which has happened to us in our memoriable years at Wigmore High School. Please click on "go to message board" to have it shown on the message board.
P.S Jonny Craves the Cock!
PPS Bongo Can I Borrow that C.D of you....you know the thuping beats hard house one..............oh yeah its called "one big hunk of shit" (remix)

Penis:
that's right everyone, and you thought you'd never hear from me again - how wrong could you be!? For legal reasons, my name cannot be disclosed so my initials will be used if you can't guess already - JJA :). Yes i crave the cock, tis true...

Just a "message from the creators":

Well i was uh volunteered (rather forced) to do this, and rather reluctantly as i made these comments whilst being asked if i wanted to help..."umm yeh" "right...ok" "and you need that now?" so thats about the story...Anyways, many a fine day spent at wigmore, daydreams, realities, mainly of kidney jabs, ringing and of course the penis challenge And how could i forget buzz...(a right cock, and story in its own right) so we have decided to do this - mainly during our design lessons so don't be surprised if you asked any of us and we show you big, fat 'U's' for design...have fun PD :)

PS. Zoltan
PPS. Tim's Gay!! Hahaha

Mole:
I have no idea what this is about i was quietly doing my work and this big gay and Mathew Kelly came over and got me to write on their web site. Bongo loves everything to do with white nylon trousers and glow sticks, and all the fun and obvious easy of digitally made music. Um... i guess that mean but also true so the phrase tight but fair comes into play. Iv just found out that this site is about stories so send us your stories, however crap they are, we're really desperate and have nothing better to do than this. help. help. Help. The turtles are regrouping.



Bongo:
Well as you can see i'm hard at work in college if your not here yet it's GAY!! Visit the stories Web page and yes everything about Buz is true, obviously Mole's a bellend and I vowe to have his ManBreasts on camera and on this Website for all to see within the next few months!!!! Any useful Pics send em in aswell cus we can use them to do funny stuff on the site, and if you want to advertise a party, send them in aswell, doesn't mean we won't completely rip the piss and lie our bollocks off about it but it'll be there. Errmm..... PD told me to say he's loving Mathew Kelly's latest work, and check out Mole's other sites: - www.IveGotManBoobs.com and www.SucculentBirthingHips.net/AllMaleCast
Cya.

P.S. Buz is gay
P.P.S. Zoltan!!! (Watch dude where's my car)
Oh yeah and when i give you that CD Twince i'll give you a spoon so you can eat my ass!!!

Twince Vs Fridge

Well once upon a time lived the coolest of Ummpa Lumpas named Twince. He decided one night that it would be quiet funny to get drunk with a group of his friends. A few hours later the alcahol took affect and thats when it happened. I was at the humble abode of the Bunter family and was standing in the kitchin with Rory & Garrieee. I decided to open the fridge (which because of my lack of tallness actually reached my chest level.) and decided to have a gander at what food was available. There stood a lonely box of olives. I took one and threw in instintively at Garrieee, missing him by milimetres. He then found it nessasary to hurl the olive back towards me ( your lovable Umpa Lumpaa) i ducked at the speed of light and cunningly dodged out of the way of the olive.
However on the way down from my 95mph duck i forgot the fact that the fridge door was still opened and absolutely twatted my head on the sharp corner of it. (ouch) I almost knocked myself out. Everyone laughed untill i looked up and blood was gushing out the wound. As none of our parents were in we had to ask his next door neighbours for a lift. One i arrived at A&E and had the wound glued and stitched up. I never loved that god damm fridge again.


P.s to the left is penis So called "skating"
I ask:
A) he can't actually skate anyway
B) he is on grass so he obviously just jumped in the air
C) even when not skating properly, he can't keep the deck at his feet!
and finally
X) he is a dick

AND IN RESPONSE

A) I agree, but a kickflip isn't rocket science
B) Yes because i can jump the height of a tree
C) As i said before, the deck usually spins when doing a kickflip, i don't know how you skate...dick

(does any one know where pipe aston is)