So Why Call The Site "Purple Monkey Dishwasher"?

Why the hell is this site called "purple Monkey dishwasher????" is probably the question that your all asking. Well my little buddies the reason for this random name actually originates from our end of year 11.As you know the "done thing" on your last day is to preform as many pranks as humanly possible. We were thinking about previous last day pranks such as;

Nobbie and his crew stealing all of the clocks in the entire building.

John (the rapist) Postons putting vasiline on all of the door handles and bannistors

Theo hughs drawing a massive cock on the over head projector screen in Mrs Prices room."ITS STILL THERE I HEAR"

Well so we decided to carry on the long on-going tradition and pull off an unbelievably good prank.We all put our heads together and decided that the best course of action had to contain our year mascot (the penis). We also wanted to piss the teachers off a whole load too. So we decided to call into action OPERATION PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!!!!
The Plan Is Finally going to be revealed!
It involved
>Twince, Bongo & Penis
>Ten 5litre Tubs Of Roundup grass&weed killer
>One School field
>One Dark Night
>One enourmous COCK! ( no not buzz )
>And finally, one hell of a lot of salt (salt, for those buz-loving 'less brainly gifted' people, when mixed with soil, causes all moisture to be removed and thus resulting in a 'cricketsquareless' PE session for quite a few years!! hehe)

We were planning on drawing a huge penis on the school field made from dead grass which would take years to regrow. How ever all our cunning was foiled because as we were carrying the weed killer into school, we were intercepted by Mr.Earl, who asked us, "What are you doing with those Boy(whistle)ssssss????" DOH!!! we had them confiscated and werent allowed tham back unless we told them what we were doing.(FAT CHANCE)
So thats a brief origin of "PMD"
we hope some other students carry out the dream that once was ours!