The not so distant future in Buz's carreer path
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The Ring-Pull Story . By Bongo & Twince
It all began on one fine summers lunchtime, when "the lads" were gathered in the school cantine eating the finest of school meals!. On this particular occasion our man Burrage was drinking a bottle of..... Orange fanta © when ....................Bongo our man to the immidiate left slyly (in full view of the buzz-cock) dropped the ring pull from his can of Dr Pepper © directly into his bottle. Buzz proceeded to shout "you cock" etc etc.. then ,, in a fit of "buzz" rage attempted to hit Bongo but of course failed miserably. He then (obviously exhausted from the battle) took a massive swig of the drink............ there for lodging the ring pull in his throat, much to the ammusment of every1 sitting at the table.(HEHEHE)((What a massive penis(FRM BONGO)))Anhoo, after at least an hour of trying to cough up the ring pull, he was taken to A&E in Hereford with comments from Rose "your such an idiot" "why would you swallow a ring pull!"
5 hours later after X-rays, doctors examinations and check-ups he was not only declaired a cock but also informed that his ring sting was going to get a hole lot worse, as he was told he had to pass the un digested ring pull through his system (FRM BONGO (SHIT IT OUT)) The End.....For Now
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Mrs Price - Titles
Why is it that EVERY lesson Mrs Price would write on the board CLASSWORK (and the date), the underline it (with a ruler) when somebody would just rub off the C and L? Tsk. She just never learnt.
How Much Could an M&M hurt?
How much could an M&M hurt indeed? well in the case of most people not much... we come again to Buz, it was just a regular day in the Ludlow College Cafe, addidas trainers with matching popper trousers as far as the eye could see. Over the heads of these sporting townies many sweets are thrown, mostly at Buz as they are magnetised to his tremendous homo-magnetic force. As he turns to try to stop this bombardment of sweets an M&M strikes him on the centre of the forehead. Surely the end of it...... but no, the force of the single M&M is enough to throw Buz backwards over a step, causing him to fall and crack his head on the step rendering him unconcious, and with yet again another trip to A&E. When asked what happened Buz was forced to admitt he was Knocked over by an M&M!!!
The Chair Race!
A good game to play if your immensley bored and are sitting on a chair with wheels, but not how Buz does it. It was a simple competition of who could push their chair the furthest (Names have been cleverly altered here to hide embarressment) Jon Swan was the first and with a mighty push from the wall managed to clear the first half of his class room, Scott Wod next, takes a moment to pause for thought, builds up and pushes as hard as he can but sadly does not quite reach Jon Swan's score. Up steps Buz................. He takes his seat on the chair, digs his heels in, leans the chair back, pushes as hard as he can, and throws himself straight on the floor in his usual "monkey with a rectal problem" manner, yet again hitting his head on the floor, but luckily not quite with the amount of force an M&M can pack and was not this time required to visit A&E. Though he was laughed at for being a ridiculous twat.
Science - THE story
This was created in a joyful 'free-session' double science lesson. I (Penis) decided we should write a story where each of us wrote 4 words at a time. So we did. And here for your pleasure it is - the order of 'whowrotewot' is Me, Will, Bryn & Mole, then back to me etc.,
One day an old man was walking by a brothel whilst wanking with his left hand, covered in a glove. he looked up to the neon sign that said 'fuck your mom', so he did. When he awoke in a pool of his own excretion he frigged his batty and contracted an STD. Promptly he escaped to the maximum security stockade in the burger bar, today, still wanted by the gay animal lover's commitee. He quickly started fucking his mom (again), until he realised it was all a dream, in which he really fucked his dad and not his mom & to his horror, realised his dad was greatful. But his dad also had an STD from him and so he was forced to take his own life, but was promptly stopped by the urge to wank (will is gay). Three to six weeks later (fuck you postons burn in hell) mole fucked will (Jon's gay aswell) (will is a throbbing bellend) (i agree but anyway) yes true. (will fucks his mom) i like will's mom, really? Damn, will has to write now (no u didnt postons) (mike fucks Jon's dad) i didn't, i like your mom. yeh ass bender he likes your mom!! Fool. (will smells of kippers) (will's gay) (he's gonna write something gay). yes he is, no he isn't, but he's gay, really gay, and loves men, lots of men (all of that wasn't true *guys* **conveniently changed by bryn - guys to gays lol** no but you're gay, u have sexual tendancies which act like a magnet to byron (Jon is a PD) i agree he is, along with mike and will.......then mr jamieson found out.....hehe
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