This month's caption...a name for this sword...ooh

And the prize?!
Well my friends it wouldn't be a competition if there weren't any prizes now, would it...that's why its not so much of a competition - more of a bordem thing...oh ok there are prizes...

1. A month's 'ceritficate' declaring that the winner is immune to any type of punishment, including kidney jabs, punches, dead legs, duffing. **Other attacks open to question**

2. A day's VIP tour of the website and a page for themselves

3. A trophy - "Penis of the month", chances are we wont fund it, but if you buy it, we will certainly put your name in lights...

4. A Mars(C), courtesy of twince.

5. A day's nose gay with none other than Alan McMark

How to get your entry in to avoid missing out!
E-Mail the quote
Alternatively...

Go to our homepage (www.purplemonkeydishwasher.tk - a link for all you lazy bums), scroll to the bottom and click "Post", follow the on-screen options and hey-presto you have a day's nose gay with Alan McLegend Mark