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Ahh yet more stories...tehe
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There's a time and a place...
Ahh, i can remember it well, twas lifeskills, last lesson, friday. We had just had a science "double doss lesson", and in we stroll at 2:30pm with a blueish wet mess to our backs - ink. Time crept by until twas 3:25pm (we lasted 55 mins guys!), headdick strolls in "ay-umm can i please see the following - Matt Webster, Jon Amos (uh-hum!!), Tom Gardner (tom why did he always call you gardner? I mean and your mom worked there aswell!!), Alastair Jarrett and Kate Gittoes. "I noticed a blue-like filth to the backs of your shirts" -gulp- "Matt, you know anything?" Umm no sir "Jon" nothing to do with me "Tom?" Yeh uh sorry sir my pen broke as i was putting in a cartridge and it kinda got everyone... Oh, so that's the story (his expression changed, so resultantly my heart started again - phew) Well if that's the case, and as long as it washe..."sorry sir we won't do it again, we are immature" -everyone looked around, there to see kate gittoes looking back, no-one could explain what force drove her to confess after such a good allabi- except that she was under the influence of buzz...dum dum dum..."well, that changes everything..." d'oh!! |
Ahh Animal Farm
Whilst ask to test the class on their recent reading Animal Farm, Myslef (JJA, Penis) Parkins, Griffiths and Mole proceeded to add some 'comedy-value'...
In chapter nine, clover said in a sentance: (pick 1)
i) They are taking boxer!
ii) They are taking boxer to the knackers!
iii) They are kicking boxer in the knackers!
iv) They are taking Boxer's knackers!
Muriel exclaimed at the beginning: (pick 1)
i) Some of them had three chins
ii) Some of them had five chins
iii) Harold's got many chins
iv) They had more chins than a chinese phone book
Ahh that was nice to hear...
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Be prepared...
This shows a copy of the maths survival guide. Basicly "every part of everybody knows" its guna get hit during a boredom enduced maths lesson. |
Ouch!!
Below shows the sheer science behind a dead leg. And you thought it was just alot of pain...tut tut. Anyways this can be used as a 'ringing' punishment, or in defence of the PC doubles, or even in retaliation (even though forbidden, it does happen in the penis challenge) for penification of important work... just some thoughts.
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Did You Get Lost?
Ahh it was one drunken friday (or everynight) at Al's and i remember it as if it were last friday...The time exceeded 4am and we had had a lot of influencing substances, and a hell of a lot of tea. Anyho a crew of seven-strong, in a (barely) 5 seated Clio headed out into the wilderness...equipped with a traveller's dream: a torch, filled with tools such as, spanner, wrench, hammer, allen keys, screwdriver and others. It was to be that the remote area of "wherethefuckdidwego" was to become the victim of violent attacks, well to metal anyway. To cut a long story short, we stole about 10 signs...including:
* "Welcome To Shropshire"
* "Bedstone College "Visitor's Please Use Other Entrance""
* "Give Way"
* "Severn Trent Water - Clungungford"
* "BeckJay"
* "(Long Corner, with white > > arrows, you know what i mean)"
* "Reflector Poles (for verges)"
* "Warning Flood"
* "Left Corner"
* "Caution Ice On Road"
Hehehe funny lads...
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